toothsalad:

intj-confessions:

Tread here.

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch

kcg-filomeno:

this is very daring to post this here but i have no where else to share it. Any help, even by just sharing the link will mean the world to me and my mom. qvq

theincediblesulk:

oopsabird:

elrireedyr:

uberfluss:

tonedeafparrot:

tonedeafparrot:

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I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE THE GRAPES

i need to know if this friend is actually named murphy or if they were given the nickname murphy because they’re a walking disaster

murphy’s law: if left unsupervised and uninhibited, anything which murphy can do, they will

I feel like me and Murphy would have a good time and cause trouble together

conking:

my friends are being so incredibly fucking ominous. if i turn up dead @aph-purple​ and @bluekujira did it

:3c

chunnyyii:

chunnyyii:

Hello! Happy holidays, everyone! My online shop will be up until early Janurary, 2019! Don’t hesitate to drop me a message if you have any questions.

Regarding the calendar, one free copy will be given with purchase of any other item in my shop, or you can order them them separately on it’s own. I will not be reprinting any of these once stock finished so please grab them while you can!pls help me clear stock haha sweats

shop here!

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!!(ㅅ´ ˘ `)❤

Button badges added on request! Keychains are almost sold out, thank you so much!!!!TvT❤ Reminder again mail day is every Thursday!

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If you run into any trouble please don’t hesitate to message me. ><

ask-gravekeeper-kirkland:

ask-gravekeeper-kirkland:

Happy new year, guys! To celebrate 2.5k+ followers I’m hosting a small giveaway. Thank you all so so much for sticking with me, despite the ah, inconsistency and mess I am. Heck, I’m getting emotional- Anyways! Here’s how you can enter!

Rules(up to total 4 entry):

  • Must be following @ask-gravekeeper-kirkland(new followers welcomed!)
  • Reblog to enter, likes will not be counted. You may reblog up to (2) times.
  • Must be comfortable with giving me your addres if you win.
  • No giveaway/empty blog.
  • +(1) Entry: Follow my artblog @chunnyyii
  • +(1) Entry: Reblog this post.

Prize:

*ppsst* You should also… visit my ✨shop✨,, ;^)

Winner will be chosen with random generator! Giveaway ends Feb 1st 2019, 7pm(GMT+8). Good luck!

HHNGH I SHOULD MENTION NEW FOLLOWERS ARE VERY WELCOMED!!!! DON’T BE SHY MY DEARS //wacked ))

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baapi-makwa:

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

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the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous